Monday
8:00-8:50 AM -- Principles of Marketing 301
12:20-1:10 PM -- Introduction to Psychology 201
1:25-2:15 PM -- Intermediate Japanese 201
2:30-3:00 PM -- Intermediate Japanese Lab 201

Tuesday
9:30-10:45 AM -- French for International Trade 316
11:00-12:15 PM -- French Short Story 304
12:30-1:45 PM -- Principles of Macroeconomics 212

Wednesday
8:00-8:50 AM -- Principles of Marketing 301
12:20-1:10 PM -- Introduction to Psychology 201
1:25-2:15 PM -- Intermediate Japanese 201

Thursday
9:30-10:45 AM -- French for International Trade 316
11:00-12:15 PM -- French Short Story 304
12:30-1:45 PM -- Principles of Macroeconomics 212

Friday
8:00-8:50 AM -- Principles of Marketing 301
12:20-1:10 PM -- Introduction to Psychology 201
1:25-2:15 PM -- Intermediate Japanese 201

That's only 18 hours and I feel like I should have another class in there for a full 21 or I'm not being productive enough. So far, I've made it through day 1! We're not allowed to speak English in Japanese class anymore. My head hurts already, and all we did today was talk about what we did over break. And I need a Japanese-English dictionary. I suppose I should go get my books now?

Also, I have officially quit The Game. Should make my life simpler.

Today's homework in Japanese is to come up with 3 New Year's Resolutions. Am failing so far.

Time to get to work!

mood: hungry music: The Fray: Dead Wrong

TITLE: Sapphire, a Jewl to his heart. a Draco Love story
PERPETRATOR: harrypotterrokx
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Sapphire Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "curly auburn hair and her straight bangs that swept diagonally across her forehead"
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: "white sleeveless dress that fell down to her upper thighs with pure black tights underneath and boots that went up to a couple inches below her knees".

ORIGIN: Ramón and Saraphine Weasley are her parents. She is starting Hogwarts during sixth year.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Harry's second cousin, and Ron's first cousin. Harry, Ron and Hermione take her shopping in Diagon Alley. Draco hits on her in Diagon Alley, and while offended, she can't stop thinking about him. Obviously they are going to end up together.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is very shy and speaks in a very quiet voice. A sort of shrinking violet.

NOTES: Lily and James Potter were not killed by Voldemort, just stunned. For some reason, Voldemort's killing curse still didn't work on Harry, despite the fact that Lily didn't die saving Harry. They end up having four more kids, and Sirius Black never went to Azkaban.

( Don't let her moping ruin your party Harry! )

mood: thankful music: Drive-ins, Diners and Dives tags: awful, related to harry, related to the weasleys

TITLE: Your Harry Potter Life! Dumbeldore's Granddaughter.
PERPETRATOR: JazziJ101
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Jas Dumbledore
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "shoulder length black hair"
EYES: "dark blue eyes that look black when not in the sun"
MARKINGS: "tanned skin"
POSSESSIONS: a Hogwarts letter, her own bank account with 100 galleons from Dumbledore, "long jersey top that reached past my knee and half way down from their. [...] short shorts (not slutty ones just PJ ones.)",

ORIGIN: She has been waiting to go to Hogwarts her whole life. Now she gets to go. Yipee! She lost her father "tragically". She is not allowed to tell anyone that she is Dumbledore's granddaughter.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Dumbledore's granddaughter. I would assume that any granddaughter of Dumbledore would be McGonagall's age. No? She meets and befriends Harry and Ron on the Hogwarts Express. She is sorted into Gryffindor and chats up "Hermine" at the table. They become friends, of course. Draco stares at her across the Great Hall. She has a crush on Harry, but doesn't like Ginny because she likes Harry too. Harry asks her to the Yule Ball.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is very excitable. She knows that Voldemort isn't dead and that something is going happen. She hears voices that tell her that they are coming after her. It's probably Voldemort, or Draco.

NOTES: After the sorting, the Suethor decides to skip ahead to fourth year. I am sure this is to help the plot, and not so she can just skip ahead to the dating.

( It took you an hour to find that dress? Every prom-style dress is like that. )

music: A documentary about the Universe. tags: awful, related to dumbledore

It's New Year's Day! That means the winner of the Harry Potter Fan Fiction Contest will be announced shortly!

TITLE: It Takes Two
PERPETRATOR: lizziestar
SUE-O-METER: (okay)

FULL NAME: Alyssa Carter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long, light brown hair", wavy.
EYES: brown
MARKINGS: not described
POSSESSIONS: a barn owl named Amethyst, new quidditch gear, "a green shirt, a pair of jeans, and her brown jacket".

ORIGIN: She was born and raised in the United States, when her father dies she moves to Britain with her mother.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is going to start Hogwarts, and she is going to be friends with Fred an George. It takes place during PoA, so her mother and Aunt Ellie used to be friends with James and Lily, of course.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: None described, yet.

NOTES: How long do you think before she starts being a prankster with Fred and George? I say by the Hogwarts Express.

( This is all very standard. )

mood: sick music: Techno tags: okay

Thanks the the anonymous minion who sent in this troll!

TITLE: Brooklyns Hogwards adventure
PERPETRATOR: goffikgurl666
SUE-O-METER: (troll)

FULL NAME: Brooklyn Samara Nicole Williams-Blakely
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long hare that used 2 be blond butt i died it black wiv hott pink steaks"
EYES: "skye bloo eyes"
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a little dog, named Minny. She dyed it's hair black, as well. Clothes: "black tshirt wiv hot pink starz, black demin shorts, and hot pink converse", a "giant black GC tshirt". Her own dorm.

ORIGIN: My Immortal is the inspiration for this poor imitation.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is in second year, and is best friends with "Harry, Romn, Herminny and Jenni". Thinks "Darko Malfoy" is sexy. He shows her that he is sensitive and nice. He kisses her when she is about to get a needle for food poisoning. (?!) Then she goes to bed, when she wakes up she catches Professor Snape masturbating to a picture of her in her bathroom. Then she Crucios him and goes to see Dumbledore. Then Snape breaks down the door, and is defeated by Dumbeldore and Severus. Then Brooklyn has sex for the first time with Dobby. After she feels bad because she is betrothed to Draco, and she figures that Draco wouldn't like her anymore because she lost her virginity to someone who wasn't even human. Then Draco and Dobby have a battle, and Draco kills Dobby. Draco then tells her that he will always love her with all of his heart, even if she had sex with 100 people and all of them preps. Then Draco frames a "prep" named Christina for Dobby's murder. They go to DADA, and Professor Lupin turns into a "whorewolf" and then jumps at Brooklyn. Thankfully, the story ends there.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Lots of "cool powers", such as telekinesis, mind reading, and making things appear out of nowhere.

NOTES: I appreciate a well written, tongue-in-cheek troll any day over this.

( The Dark Mark can have an orgasm? )

mood: annoyed music: Life tags: troll

TITLE: Welcome To The Black Parade
PERPETRATOR: HPSpontaneousCombustionTSO
SUE-O-METER: (okay)

FULL NAME: Ara Athenadora Black Lestrange
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "silky black", "ebony hair".
EYES: "charcoal eyes"
MARKINGS: "Slim build, yet athletic"
POSSESSIONS: a complicated family life

ORIGIN: She is a Death Eater, and wants to be with her parents and the Dark Lord, but she has feelings for George Weasley.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is friends with Draco, and was raised by the Malfoys. She had an "emotional breakdown" when Sirius escaped from Azkaban, she was in the graveyard with Voldemort during the Tri-Wizard Tournament and was later Crucioed by him for it, and she was "forced" by Dumbledore to visit her Aunt Andromeda, who screamed at her to leave. She is "secretly dating" George, and Harry and Ron need her to come talk to Sirius. She appears to be balancing a double life. It all comes out later, and Bellatrix threatens to kill her and then starts crying and apparates away. Then she wants to disown her.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "Ara Lestrange looked just like her mother. Same ebony hair, same charcoal eyes, and the same firey passion to serve the Dark Lord. Ara, however also had the same gentle temperament as Rodolphus. Although she is an irritable person, she can indeed handle her temper, if not her whole attitude. All the same, she was an excellent heir to the Black and Lestrange family, as she inheirited traits from both her dad's and mum's side. She was beautiful, no doubt about it, and she was also intelligent and brave. But most importantly she was ambitious and cunning. She was absolutely perfect in every way".

NOTES: I've gotta say I was impressed with what I was reading. Except for the obvious Sue-ness, I felt that most characters, save for Bellatrix (at points) and Draco, actually seem in character. There is potential!

( Not bad, Suethor. )

music: The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance tags: okay, related to the lestranges